Friday, April 22, 2011

Evolution of an Academic Overachiever

Today's submission comes to us from an entry level worker in a prestigious DC consulting firm. Oh, how I wish this glimpse into his day didn't ring so true.

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"2 years ago -- completed a senior thesis using a time-lagged linear regression model to determine variances in defense spending based upon the political party of the president

today -- remembered to book a conference room for an extra 15 minutes at the end so people could enjoy the leftover catering"

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Well done, sir. Pat yourself on the back. No, wait a second. Don't.

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